Athena: Hey, how would you like your coffee?
Blackquill: As dark and bitter as my soul.
Athena: …One glass of milk, coming up!
Athena: How are we supposed to protect our stuff from criminals?
Blackquill: ……Hire a samurai.
mascingtape
muffuletadiver
in general i would say that “it’s not fun if they’re totally unrecognisable” is my fandom thesis. like the point of fanfic etc is putting your favourite little guys in situations. where’s the appeal if they’ve been through so many fanon spin cycles that they’re barely even your guys anymore
