fucking christ I am sobbing
“If the men find out we can shapeshift, they’re going to tell the church!“
i didnt learn anything about contouring but that’s okay
“You want to look like a pterodactyl. Men LOVE pterodactyls. [SCREECH]”
“Makeup is for women who want husbands, contouring is for women who want to leech the souls of their dead lovers.”
Beautiful.
It’s the best kind of ending
Ok, I’m sorry Trucy, but Apollo being a concerned brother™ for your safety during magic tricks is the most sweet and adorable thing I have ever seen and I would die to protect your bond
mascingtape
muffuletadiver
in general i would say that “it’s not fun if they’re totally unrecognisable” is my fandom thesis. like the point of fanfic etc is putting your favourite little guys in situations. where’s the appeal if they’ve been through so many fanon spin cycles that they’re barely even your guys anymore
