*work phone ringing, Edge picks it up* Edge: “Prosecutor Miles Edgeworth speaking, how may I help you?” Phoenix: “Hey hon, it’s me.” Edge: “Wright, why are you calling? Is there something wrong?” Brendan, yelling so he can be heard: “WE’RE IN JAIL, DAD!!” Edge: *disappointed sigh* “I’ll be there soon.” Edge gets there and sees Phoenix, Trucy, Athena, Apollo, Klavier and Brendan in the cell. He stares at them all for a few seconds before looking at Phoenix, “What happened?” Phoenix shrugs, “We just did a little trespassing.” Edge crosses his arms, “And might I ask why?” Trucy: “We wanted to [insert activity here]!” Edge: “You don’t have to trespass on private property to do that.” Klavier: “Ja, but everything’s so much more fun when it’s illegal!” Edge stares at him for a few seconds, “Just for that, I’m not paying your bail.”
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