(i was miles and @depressedphoenix was phoenix, featuring @forsea as “”maya””)
bonus: phoenix’s search history

Godot: This coffee is like making love in a canoe.
Phoenix: Is it really that good?
Godot: No, it’s fucking close to water.
Hobo Phoenix: I slept for almost 12 hours, but I might still be tired, so let’s go for 12 more just in case.
Apollo: Mr. Wright, that’s a coma.
Phoenix: Sounds festive.














