Phoenix: can i get a sip of your water?
Miles: it’s not water
Phoenix: vodka, i like your style
Miles: it’s vinegar
Phoenix: what-
Miles: it’s vinegar, pussy
Hey guys, my mom has recently decided that I’m not doing a good enough job at my chores (cleaning the bathroom, catbox, kitchen duties, mopping, etc) and whenever I don’t do a good enough job for her she takes a portion of my allowance away. As it is, my allowance is $30 a month, which isn’t much to begin with considering i have to buy most of my clothes abd food.
I’m trying my best to do what she tells me just to avoid the drama but I simply don’t have the time to scrub the shower out for an hour two or three times a week on top of school and everything else.
This means that my etsy shop could soon be my only source of income.
So if you guys could take a look and signal boost this, that would be awesome! Thanks :)
spacebuggy-draws asked:
aww Cole don’t worry Im fine, I went to the hospital and got x rays, and I was completely fine. I was probably saved by landing on my backpack, cuz it was so full :3
Me: *Gets hit by a car*
Me: *couple hours later* I’ma ride my bike down the street to get slurpees!!!
Mom: ….. No you’re not
punkitt-is-here
ellevandersneed
it's berry season here. i've eaten so many berries. i have a 5 pound box of blueberries next to me now.
berry time
Whatcha got there?
RUDE
