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"hey big bro mom said to come down for dinner we're having spaghetti"
"and?"
"sorry.....no meatballs bc grandma has high blood pressu--"
"RAAAAARGHHH"
*thinking* "i hate when he gets like this....he know gammy can't handle the sodium.....if he treats his own family like this i wonder how he treats his poor girlfriend [your/name]....maybe i should call her and ask........"
[to be continued....]
Please don’t continue
the audacity to say this to me when u have an ao3 donation post reblogged right above it.....how about u let me do what i need to do to put some notes on the table and u worry abt ur game grumps rpf fic
No no let them continue
thank you <3
okay so:
*ring ring* "hey [y/n] this is thanos's little brother we met at the barbecue....yeah haha that was my vegan macaroni salad. yeah the secret is actually mustard, believe it or not. you dont believe it? okay well that's more of a figurative expression--"
"hey who is that"
"nobody"

"oh ok. oh by the way mom said to tell you that someone is here to see you"
"who-- *gasps and hangs up the phone*"
"hey harry......remember me"
[to be continued.......]
And he’s upset why?
This is a behind the scenes from a TV show. He’s the guy who plays the character whose gravestone it is. He’s mad that people are memeing a behind the scenes photo of a fictional character’s death because he happens to play that character.
I’m not sure if I should laugh or hit my head on the desk over this one.
The face I just made 🙄
if he doesn’t want us to use THAT photo, it seems like we’ve got three malicious-compliance-ready replacements right here
“ yOu wAnt a PieCE of ME?” “YES!” *bites a bitch*
Elmo commits murder
Elmo off the shits
"ELMO!"
"WHAT? YOU WANNA PIECE OF ELMO??"





































