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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
toonirl

a wild egg appeared?

thebattleblog

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happy hatching!

renegadeemerald

boop

emilyplayzyt

beep boop

brokenlogicandfandomtrash

beeep

madamef-er

thelinelemon

meep morp

kafferaccoon

aww thats hecking cute 

djeddsworld666

Does that really work?

galacticvaporeon

hecc I just wanna do this for fun lol

navi-hey-listen-eddsworld-tho

Fur fun

ashitie

yess

holy-tom-on-a-tord

Cough cough

penzillathepup

Yes please

yus pls
pyros-back-baby

Gore ask meme

🔥melted/burned

😈 demonic possession/transformation

🌹 flower gore/vines under the skin

😷 nuclear mutation

😨self inflicted panic

😍 “to prove I love you, I will chop myself to bits” or some shit like that

💀 facial bones showing/ partial facial destruction

👻 poltergeist possession

charmanderxerneas

ooo send me art requests!!! Kinda in an art block rn, i’ll draw characters from any of my fandoms

maximilian-alexander

pinksweatergettingbetter asked:

DAD i mean me, HOW do you talk to girls?! Dress in a NOT embarrassing way and know it AND convince yourself you're not a dime-a-dozen-snot-nosed-college brat? ( Phoenix leaves an offering of juice and beef jerky for his mystical future dad self )

thegrapesdepression answered:

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Of course I’d ask myself this question. Of course.)

“So here’s the thing, kid. You are a snot-nosed college brat. You dress like a teddy bear. You have no redeeming qualities to worthwhile girls. You are never going to get laid. You’re going to end up sad and unhappy like me.

“…So start with accepting all of that!” He stuffed a hunk of jerky into his mouth.

pinksweatergettingbetter

thegrapesdepression

“…Alright, I… I didn’t mean it like that.” (I did cry at the drop of a hat like that back then.) “At least cry on a couch or something instead of the floor.” (That was pretty cruel of me, wasn’t it?) “Come on, get up. You’re just making yourself feel worse.”

(I’m sorry. I’m so sorry. I’m sorry I ever let any of that happen to me. I was such an idiot.)

“Just… just get up. C’mere.”

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