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Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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You would not believe your flies
if ten million fire eyes
lit up the world as I feel asleels.

Cuz they’d fill they fill the open eyes
and leave sockhops everywhere
you’d think me rude but I would just stand and

dance.

I’d like to make myself a fly.
Planet eeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarth
Sloooooooooowlyyyylle.

It’s hard to say that I’d rather
Seal the deal when I’m a 𝕤𝕟𝕒𝕚𝕝.
Cuz everything is never as it
meeeeeeeeeeeeeeemmmmmmees.

Cuz I get a thousand bugs
from ten thousand lightning hugs
as they try to teach me
how to fuck.

a fox trot above my hugs
a sockhop beneath my 𝖇𝖆𝖑𝖑𝖘
the disco bug is just hanging by a thread

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☝ - How tall are you?
✔ - Sexual Orientation
🚬 - Do you Smoke?
🍷 - Do you Drink?
♒ - Do you Take Drugs?
😳 - Age you get mistaken for?
💉 - Have Tattoos?
✏️ - Want any tattoos?
✂️ - Got any Piercings?
✌ - Want any piercings?
👌 - Best friend?
♥ - Do you like anyone?
🎤 - Top 5 favorite bands?
🎶 - Top 5 favorite songs?
😒 - Biggest pet peeve?
📝 - Story from your childhood.
💬 - I wish…
‼️ - Something you’ll change?
💦 - What makes you horny?
🌟 - A wish you’ll wish for?
🔥 - Something spicy you like?
👃 You hate the smell of ….
👊 - Something you hate?
🚶 - Are you single?
💬 - Can we text?
💌 - Fan mail me?
💍 - Marry me?
💘 - Be my tumblr crush?
💭 - Favorite foods?
☀ - Story about your day.
💘 - Top 5 celebrity crushes?
🎥 - Top 5 favorite movies?
📺 - Top 5 favorite TV shows?
✏ - Random fact about yourself.
✈️ - Where are you from?
🚀 - Where do you wanna visit?
😍 - Do you have a crush?
😷 - Something you hate eating?
🙈 - What makes you shy?
💃 - Can you dance?
💏 - Do you love anyone?
👟 - Favorite shoe(s) to wear?
🌴 - A island you would visit?
🌎 - A country you would visit?
🌀 - Favorite type of weather?
🔮 - Do you believe in luck?
📱 - What kinda phone do you have?
📅 - Favorite time of the year?
📚 - Career goal you want?
🍴 - Favorite food(s) to eat?
🍭 - Favorite Candy?
🍇 - Favorite fruits?
🚘 - Dream car(s)?
🚔 - Have you ever been arrested?
🚑 - Have you ever driven in an ambulance before?
🎫 - Do you have a license?
🚼 - Do you have or want kids?
🔞 - Are you under 18?
🐶 - Do you own a pet?
😔 - Something that makes you sad?
😡 - What pisses you off?
😏 - What turns you on?
😈 - Are you a freak?
💪 - Do you work out?

colorfulcollectordragon-2f8ee55c

Your follower count is what Pokémon you are. What kind of Pokémon are you?

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akigay

that same anon just sent me ketchup 15 times what did i do to deserve this

choose-yukki

AS SOON AS I REBLOGGED IT SOMEONE SEND ME PIZZA AND MY FRIEND WHO ALSO REBLOGGED THIS GOT APPLE PIE 15 TIMES

IS THIS A MOTHERFUCKING CURSE

rainbowjaeger

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i’m gonna

captain-fucking-levi

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this is not okay

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UM

hazelnutcappuccino

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i WASNT EVEN EXPECTING ANYTHING WHAT IS THIS

juliuscaesarofficial

so far i’ve gotten penut butter, julius caesar, and dicks

niclo121212

my body is ready

wiredonwarid

I got 100 potatoes

ferriswheelsandcarnivals

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seriously though, i didn’t think it would happen. it did. i don’t know how to feel about this…

19thofoctober2009

maybe it’ll be nice to get something in my ask box for once…

reclusive-lester

WTF I REBLOGGED THIS AND TWO MINUTES LATER I GOT TEN “flipflop"S IN MY ASK WHAT THIS IS GREAT

dil-howlters-gay-dads

So far I’ve gotten fight me, pop corn, SJELETONS, and toe

pearlpines

WHENEVER I REBLOG THIS I GET LIKE TWENTY DOOT DOOT’S BUT FROM DIFFERENT ANONS

COME AT ME ANONS

daringdraconicdeity

DO IT

quietseal

i want asks :[

lamsandjeffmadstrash

HIT ME

thingsravenclawssay

LET’S GO

awesomesauceuniverse

Looking for validation :X hit me up

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Bring it