Maya: Now let’s look over your things. What do you do best?
von Karma: Well, I’m really good at telling people to fuck off.
Maya: Good, good, next.
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von Karma: People often come up to me and say, “Oh my God, Franziska, how do you keep such a trim figure?” And then I whip them in the face for assuming they have the right to speak to me.
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Franziska: You three. Explain. Now.
Phoenix: It was Larry!
Edgeworth: It was Larry.
Larry: It was Larry!
Larry: …
Larry: …Damn.
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