illus. Hitoshi Ariga
just once i’d like a pokemon game where the gyms are fucked up. you start your journey and town#1 is like “hey there newbie, i’m Verdie and at this gym we only use green pokemon” so you’re like ‘alright nbd i’ll whip out my fire starter’ and Verdie immediately summons Vibrava. fuck you gonna do now.
“at this gym we only deal in pokemon who start with M :)” “i only use pokemon with no legs” “this gym only uses pokemon under one meter tall”
please god something interesting for once.























