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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
worldsfirstgayknife
hollydayyy

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The two sat in thought as the sun set.

 The two had formed a bond together after a specific object had tried to make a fork in road of their lives, one being used as nothing more than a tool to win a game, and the other who believed she had made a friend; but only turned out to have been used for the objects personal gain.

Fun things sure do seem to happen on Inanimate Insanity. Microphone and Pickle could tell you all about it. 

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hey guys I bring you food

verdantmeadows
geeneelee

shi-long lang is so goddamn funny. he wears x-shaped sunglasses. he loves all his subordinates so much that he refuses to refer to them as anything other than #1, despite there being 99 of them. his creator was desperate for him to be shirtless. he has big tiddies. he howls a lot when he’s stressed. he likes to quote his great^nth grandfather, who is lao zi but a furry. he HOWLS. a LOT. he argues with teenage girls about whose fursona is more powerful. his hairstyle of choice is a mullet tastefully shaped to have wolf ears.

i love this man.

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