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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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“sometimes i’m like ‘fanfiction can’t shock me anymore i’m numb to it’ then i find this shit
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anthonycrowley

sometimes i’m like ‘fanfiction can’t shock me anymore i’m numb to it’ then i find this shit

anthonycrowley

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every moment of a cumulative thirteen years of catholic education is simultaneously screaming out in agony at this reply

rustbaby

Tbh the only way an average-looking guy could get 12 hot guys to follow him around and hang off his every word is if he’s the only top

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butlerbookbinding

Obviously Christ was a top, the Catholic Church keeps reminding us he’s inside everyone, and the one and only time he got nailed, it took him three days to recover.

moonisneveralone

So ain’t nobody gonna ask OP what they were doing looking for Jesus/Judas fanfiction?

anthonycrowley

trying to find jesus/judas fanfiction to read i thought that was obvious

colorfulcollectordragon-2f8ee55c
quiteliterallyhotsauce

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This is fucking sick. Fuck capitalism and fuck private healthcare. This system is so disgusting. Vote for Bernie Sanders we need Medicare for All. 

simplyaskeleton

[Video transcript start: “Alright, y’all like the desk shit, and I’ve got plenty of it. So here’s another scenario: you go to the emergency room, you get a bill for a thousand dollars. The very first thing you do, other than calling and asking for a ‘review of the level of care,’ that’s the first thing you do. While on the phone, while they’re doing that, you also say, ‘I want an itemized bill with every single charge.’

“Now what they’re going to do on the back end of that–because they don’t want you to know that they’ve charged you thirty-seven dollars for a fucking band-aid–they’re going to take that thirty-seven dollar charge right off of there. Before they send you the itemized statement, any of those stupid charges? They’re gonna take them right off. Generally, my bills go from a thousand dollars to seven-hundred and fifty, they take about two-hundred dollars off just for stupid shit. All you have to do is ask for an itemized bill with every charge, and they’re gonna take those charges off, ‘cause they don’t want you to know that they’re charging you thirty-seven dollars for a fucking band-aid, and guess what? That’s how much they charge for a fucking band-aid. So, when you actually can say, ‘You charged me thirty-seven dollars for a band-aid?’ They don’t like that. So they remove-” Audio cuts off mid-sentence and ends.]

godtechturninheads

Wish I would have known this when I had to go to the hospital a couple years ago. Over 500 dollar bill for a band aid & antibiotic cream that I put on myself 🙃

Dont let them screw you.

dollsonmain

You can also write a Letter of Hardship if you’re in financial distress and they’ll reduce the bill drastically. I had a $2.5K ER bill, wrote to the billing department saying I’m unmarried, unemployed, and uninsured, and they knocked it down to $125.

That’s not a typo. $125.

prismatic-bell

I just went from $975 to $225 thanks to this post.

livingmybestfictionallife

Important to know!! Share share share

colorfulcollectordragon-2f8ee55c
one-time-i-dreamt

I saw the future. There were so few bees left that they cross-bred beekeepers with them so they could better connect with them.

I was taking a test to identify plants (I won because some dude thought pineapples were berries) and after that I met a beekeeper who worked inside of a giant glass beehive and had little antennas and a dope ass beard.

one-time-i-dreamt

Everyone was commenting on this post, saying that pineapples ARE berries, and even I was like, huh, that’s not right, so I looked it up, and

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luischocolatier

Bananas, tomatoes, watermelons, coffee, cocoa, pomegranates and pumpkins are also berries.

one-time-i-dreamt

W-what????????’

captainlordauditor

WHAT DO YOU MEAN POMEGRANATES ARE BERRIES????

anotherhawk

You know what isn’t a berry? Strawberries. Fuck fruit scientists.

yeeeem

hey is everyone ignoring the part of the dream where bees and beekeepers fucked

sherlockisthenight

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vinebox

i’m so in love with this bath bomb 😍

pocmemes

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cry-is-trash13

I had a server tell me about how he was harassed into going to a church baptism ceremony by a not so close friend and to get them off his back he agreed

He decided some time before that of he was going to be forced to do this her might as well have fun with it right? So he goes to lush and buys one of the black bath bombs, and cuts it in half.

Now fast forward to the day of and he is wearing a small harness under his shirt that is keeping both haves of the bath bomb one either shoulder blade.

He volunteers to get baptised

They take him up put him in the white robe and then he waits for his turn. Now the friend who invited him had no clue what he is doing. They are pleasantly surprised to see him participating.

Honestly. A mistake on their part.

I only knew this guy for a max of 45 minutes and I could already tell this dude was a chaos entity.

So his turn comes up and they go to dunk him and the water immediately starts to foam and turn black and he starts screaming like a banchee jumps out the water and hisses at the priest

Everyone fucking lost it and her was banned from ever attending that church again.

So yeah all in all seems like a great thing to do for a hilarious story

parlezvousladybug

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