When you’re still rivals…
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The ultimate Steven Universe conspiracy:
In Greg the Babysitter, Vidalia’s babysitter can’t work because of a “death in the family” (which is revealed to be a hamster).
Vidalia also mentions that this babysitter is 12 years old at the time, which means they’re about 12-13 years older than Sour Cream. If Sour Cream is currently somewhere between 15-18, this would mean the babysitter is currently in their late 20s, early 30s. Most people in the show are either “parent age” (Greg, Vidalia, Mayor Dewey), “teen age” (Sadie, Cool Kids, Ronaldo), or “kids age” (Connie, Onion, Petey). This leaves but one option:
Which leads me to the most important fact in the entire show: Jamie the Mailman used to have a hamster.
Theater is Jamie’s life. As a former drama geek myself I guarantee we’re exactly the type of person who’d go into a full mourning period over a hamster.
- the gems in season 1: idk steven :/ we’re kinda’ busy saving the world to help you with this unimportant task :/ can’t you do it on your own :/
- the gems in season 3: yes steven we absolutely will put everything aside and wear cute outfits to help you end a war between human fast food restaurants. also we love you and you're precious <3
I haven’t talked about this here but you know what I love about Amity’s character? That she isn’t ACTUALLY a mean preppy girl, she is just a closeted dork that likes corny fantasy book series and draws fanart, self insert fanart at that, and the library is unironically her favorite place to be, not even as in an academic aspect of “I have to study and be the best”, but in the sense that “I’ll make myself a freaking secret hideout where I can draw fanart and write in my diary all day.”
And then Luz comes along and she loves all those things too so unapologetically that it amazes Amity and I just hope the series continues to tap on that a little more and get Amity out of her popular girl facade into the nerd she really is like Luz and Willow and Gus🖤
A Lumity commission for a friend on twitter! A little human-realm coffee date as a pick-me-up after the finale.
why not to waste your money on Mulan (2020)
- send message to Disney to stop with this lazy remake bullshit already and create actual new content
- no Mushu
- no songs
- bisexual icon Li Shang replaced with bland inferior love interest
- lead actress Liu Yifei trashed Hong Kong protesters, specifically supported HK’s brutal police
- Hong Kong activists are asking international supporters to boycott it
- perfect live action Mulan starring Vicki Zhao Wei made in 2009 already exists
- here in Canada they’re asking for thirty five fucking dollars PLUS a Disney+ subscription
- thirty five fucking dollars just to rent it
Also remember that a majority of profits will come from merch sales. So don’t buy any of the new merch. Send a message to Disney that nothing about this movie is good or worth our money.
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