Somwhat Spoilers

The product placement is how they paid for the redesign
SANIC
Please remember the Echidnas were terrible ppl in most of the games and comics
It's a kids movie of course they added the Floss
STAY AFTER THE FIRST CREDITS
HE BABY
The amount of feet shots in the movie is somewhat distressing
A BLACK MOM WIFE WHO IS AMAZING❤❤❤
Bless u Jim Carry
HE BABY
RUSSIAN EGG
Complet opposite of the Cats movie in terms of vibe
On par with Detective Pikachu

mayisnotokay

Somewhat Spoiler free list of things in the Sonic The Hedgehog movie that almost made me shit my pants

1. THREE consecutive Olive garden ad placements

2. Sonic has a mom apparently and shes a giant owl and only exists to appease the furry overlords

3. Sonic commits multiple accounts of treason

4. Jim Carey just straight up calls the main guy a son of a bitch

5. Sonic DESTROYS the pyramid of giza

6. They copied the slow motion quick silver scene from the xmen movies

7. Sonic gets into a fucking bar fight

8. Seriously he just beats the shit outta like 15 dudes

9. Sonic kidnaps a woman in her own house

10. Sonic fucking DIES (almost)

11. TWO mellow yellow ad placements

12. Sonic fucking DIES (almost) part 2

13. The first time he almost dies a kid in the back of the theater just started screaming and I dont blame him

14. One Zillow ad but it's the most obvious and was the funniest thing In the whole movie

15. Fr I lost my shit at this the main guy is looking for apartments and the camera just pans over to his computer and hes like "HM.. look at all these great deals I found on ZILLOW DOT COM" and it's just a giant logo and stock photos of apartments on the screen

16. Sonic fortnite dance like 3 times and every time he does I can feel myself age twenty years

17. Sonic is a DICK

18. Sonic breaks every traffic law and commits at LEAST 3 felonies

19. KNUCKLES ISNT IN THE MOVIE AT ALL AND IM PISSED

20. Jim Carey's assistant in the movie has a kink for being treated like shit and its OBVIOUS

21. The sexual tension between jim Carey and his assistant is the most uncomfortable thing I've ever experienced.

22. THEY MADE THE SANIC MEME CANON