i appreciate the content warnings and understand their importance but i can’t help but giggle a little bit when i click on a fnaf fic and half the chapters have child death warnings in their notes. sir this is the Child Death Game i think i know what i’m signing up for
*entering the child death and murder fandom* why the fuck is this place so full of child murder
are you in the right headspace to receive information that can possibly hurt you right now.
voltorb/electrode keepers: how the fuck do i get my stupid ball to stop blowing up every five seconds!!!! my house looks like a fucking bomb site!!!
The Voltorb Expert: exploding too much is a sign that your “stupid ball” is desperately looking for enrichment. you say you’re keeping it in the house? not an appropriate environment for a pokemon that demands very specific husbandry. Do better.
Visiting the Boy Band Farm. This year’s crop is coming in well.
Are they perhaps sand eels
gummycore
americatress
would you guys like to see the greatest beanie baby poem ever written
For the record, this is runner:
Not at all what I thought it would be.
Exactly what I thought it would be.
Do Not call me a liar on my own post again!
It is a real poem! And it is magnificent.
