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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
verdantmeadows
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the reason healthcare is free in the Pokemon world is because every time some corporation starts hoarding all the wealth some 13 year old comes in with a team of literal gods to stop them

toastpotent

it’s a lot harder to pass legislation to allow your company to surpass moral and ethical rules when some child with a 23’ tall God of the Weather under her command can just waltz right into your headquarters and have it create a fucking tornado in the CEO’s office on command

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saiscribbles:
“universallywriting:
“ “Everyone gets starry eyed when they’re looking at the Universe.”
“Yeah, these are space pants. Because I’m out of this world.”
“Are you sick? Because Universal Healthcare is here to help.”
I can’t get over this...
universallywriting

“Everyone gets starry eyed when they’re looking at the Universe.”

“Yeah, these are space pants. Because I’m out of this world.”

“Are you sick? Because Universal Healthcare is here to help.”

I can’t get over this picture. I will never get over this picture. I cannot stop laughing. Pick Up Line Steven is my new religion.

saiscribbles

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He’s got that old Universe charm.

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