“i’ve got a date with destiny and it ain’t gonna end with a kiss” is such a raw-ass quote i can’t believe it came from a phineas and ferb episode about hunting a giant metal whale with harpoons made of toilet plungers.
why does nine year old edgeworth wear a full suit to fourth grade. what the fuck. all of the other kids are wearing t shirts and shorts. gregory is a totally normal dad, he wouldn’t make him. miles is also wearing the exact same thing in the elevator scene. does he own other kinds of clothes? does he refuse to wear other things? capcom is trying to convince us that he was just a normal kid before von karma mentored him but he was already walkin around like the world’s smallest accountant
Okay but also when he went to the lake he was like “gee I’m meeting some random guy I haven’t heard from this guy for fifteen years about my dad’s death. I’m meeting him at this lake at midnight at Christmas. Better wear my full suit with frills for that”
good point, he’s not grown out of it
by FAR the funniest shit in dual destinies is that klavier, who faced nick ONCE and rarely, if ever, interacts with him otherwise, is in-universe considered phoenix’s greatest rival. miles and franziska are FURIOUS
edgeworth: people are always asking me - why did you get a custom made chess set in the colours of you and your rival? isn’t all the red knights surrounding a blue pawn an illogical set up for chess? aren’t there only meant to be two red knights? is this your way of brooding over a crush on wright?
edgeworth: and i always have gumshoe tell them the same thing.
gumshoe: how DARE you talk to mr edgeworth
because aai2 introduced a sensible, smart judge into canon, this means that there is the possibility of a totally calm, rational trial featuring edgeworth v kristoph and presided over by judge courtney. in the aa universe, this feels deeply, deeply cursed
all investigations side characters upon first meeting edgeworth: miles edgeworth is a punk ass bitch
all investigations side characters by the last case of the game: miles edgeworth is still a punk ass bitch but if you hurt him in any way i’ll kill you
kristoph and edgeworth don’t know each other by name but they do go to the same fancy ass suburban dog park every day and passive aggressively bitch at each other for an hour while pess and vongole have fun. neither of them even know that the other is an attorney
Human Son of a Rose
I havent drawn my boy in ages
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