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IMPORTANT INFO ABOUT ANIMAL CROSSING NEW HORIZONS
TOE BEANS
Kaminari Denki : Mister Yamada, I… I was studying at Jirou’s the other night and I happened to glance at her computer. What I saw was… It… It made my skin crawl. I think she might be a plant sent to spy on us by the League of Villains.
Present Mic : Oh, my god. Kaminari, what did you see?
Kaminari Denki : A list of folders. “Agent Orange”. “Biohazard”. “The casualties”. “Choking Victim”. “Crime”. “The Dictators”. “The Explosion”.
Present Mic : …those are all band names. But at least now she’ll know why the school’s firewall won’t give her any WiFi.
typical “phoenix takes miles to a trashy burger joint and miles hates it” wrightworth fanfic except its franmaya
* thing’s seem pretty dark right now, but…
* seeing your daughter’s smile fills you with determination.
Mina: *sighing dramatically* you guys ever wonder what kissing Kaminari’s like? With his Quirk and all?
Hanta: *on his phone* honestly it’s pretty normal unless you catch him off guard
Eijirou: *also on his phone* yeah, then he gets surprised and you can’t feel your lips for another two hours
Katsuki: *while doing his homework* but once you get past all that shit, you can pretty much get him to use the right amount of voltage to make it a hell of a lot more interesting
Hanta: *still on his phone* exactly
Mina:
Mina: AM I THE ONLY ONE HERE THAT HASN’T KISSED KAMINARI?!
Eijirou: *finally putting his phone down* yeah man, you’re missing out
Mina: *incoherent noises of frustration*
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