My mom doesn't ship Lapidot apparently.
- Me: *Drawing Lapidot*
- Mom: What are you drawing?
- Me: Lapis and Peridot. I ship them..
- Mom You ship them?
- Me: Yes????
- Mom: .... What is ship?
- Me: *Tries to fit all of shipping into a sentence*
- Mom: .... Why Peridot and Lapis?
- Me: They're perfect for each other!
- Mom: ....
- My mom makes a face and walks away.

