Me *Drawing Lapidot*

Mom What are you drawing?

Me Lapis and Peridot. I ship them..

Mom You ship them?

Me Yes????

Mom .... What is ship?

Me *Tries to fit all of shipping into a sentence*

Mom .... Why Peridot and Lapis?

Me They're perfect for each other!

Mom ....

My mom makes a face and walks away.