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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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Phoenix (about Maya): She’s been kidnapped. She thinks she’s totally alone and that we gave up on her. What kind of effect would that have on a girl’s psychology?! I wonder what she’s thinking…

Maya (thinking): How come Aquaman can control whales? They’re mammals! Makes no sense.

oh my f*ing god