Today I went to a pool and literally less than 5 minutes after I got there, this random kid who looked like a year older than me walked up to me and said, “Hey, my friend wants to date you!” Wtf? I LITERALLY HAVE NEVER SEEN THESE KIDS BEFORE. So I say, “Sorry, I’m taken.” “By who? Is he short? I’ll beat him up!”….. 1st of all, if you beat up my boyfriend, I would NEVER date you. 2nd of all, I would never date anyone I don’t know, especially if they want to date me JUST based on looks. 3rd of all, I’m gay. 4th of all… No… just no