jessesaurusrex-blog1 asked:
charmanderxerneas answered:
Oh hello there welcome to my house of sin can I get you some tea???
*Curls up in a ball and hisses*
YEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Anyone else wanna join the house of sinners? We’ve got cookies
WE’VE GOT DA COOOOOOOOOOOKKKKKKKKKSSSSSS
NOMS ALL THE COOKSSSS
House of sinners? I feel like I will be quite welcomed
yee we’re desperate we accept ALL sinners
All you say? I think more people need to join in on this
Bush did 9/11

Oooo That’s some pretty good sin welcome to hell
HA!! JOKES ON YOU!!! YOU’RE RECRUITING MORE PEOPLE WHILE I GET AN ENTIRE ESTATE TO MYSELF AND I GET TO EAT ALL THESE COOKIES AND DRINK ALL THIS PUNCH!!!
But what if…. i just eatcho cookys???



















