jessesaurusrex-blog1 asked:

Knock knock

charmanderxerneas answered:

Oh hello  there welcome to my house of sin can I get you some tea???

[jessesaurusrex]

*Curls up in a ball and hisses*
YEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[charmanderxerneas]

Anyone else wanna join the house of sinners? We’ve got cookies

[jessesaurusrex]

WE’VE GOT DA COOOOOOOOOOOKKKKKKKKKSSSSSS

[charmanderxerneas]

NOMS ALL THE COOKSSSS

[katzenprinz]

House of sinners? I feel like I will be quite welcomed

[charmanderxerneas]

yee we’re desperate we accept ALL sinners

[katzenprinz]

All you say? I think more people need to join in on this

[charmanderxerneas]

ye

[katzenprinz]

Bush did 9/11

Originally posted by animatedtext

[charmanderxerneas]

Oooo That’s some pretty good sin welcome to hell

[hugthestorm]

HA!! JOKES ON YOU!!! YOU’RE RECRUITING MORE PEOPLE WHILE I GET AN ENTIRE ESTATE TO MYSELF AND I GET TO EAT ALL THESE COOKIES AND DRINK ALL THIS PUNCH!!!

[charmanderxerneas]

But what if…. i just eatcho cookys???

[hugthestorm]

I dare you to try. The front gates are closed and I have attack moose all over. Plus I have a flame thrower and don’t you think for one second that I won’t use this to burn you.

[charmanderxerneas]

NOMS ON THE FLAMETHROWER

[hugthestorm]

… well, I guess I should probably call an ambulance because that can’t be good for you. Also, please enjoy your stay, there’s cookies and punch by the door!

[charmanderxerneas]

noms a punch