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Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
spacebuggy-draws

jessesaurusrex-blog1 asked:

YOU WILL NOT WIN THIS WAR OF SIN!!!! nice art by the way

spacebuggy-draws answered:

(thanks) Tbh I just want to steal everybody’s cookies and punch AND JUST YOU WATCH ME!!!

jessesaurusrex

NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

charmanderxerneas

QUICK WE GOTTA NOM ALL THE COOKS BEFORE HE GETS THEM!!!!!

*chokes on a cook*

jessesaurusrex

(ノ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ノ︵┻┻

hugthestorm

NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! SIKE!!! I GOT A SECRET STASH AND I’VE HIDDEN IT WHERE YOU’LL NEVER FIND IT!!!! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!

charmanderxerneas

hiccup

Is the stash in yo base?

katzenprinz

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hugthestorm

I’LL NEVER TELL YOU WHERE IT IS

charmanderxerneas

AH HA! SO IT IS IN YO BASE?????????

hugthestorm

I’LL NEVER TELL

jessesaurusrex

YOU SOON WILL YOU SCUMMMMMM

hugthestorm

*grabs Charm* AHA!! I HAVE CAPTURED YOUR LEADER!!! NOW I SHALL SACRIFICE THEM TO THE MOOSE GOD!! *disappears in a puff of smoke*

jessesaurusrex

WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKK?????!?!?!?!?!??!?

*STARTS FLING OWN SHIT AND HOWLS LIKE A CHIMP*

hugthestorm

*in a temple in the middle of nowhere. Is wearing a spooky ritual mask and has Charm tied to an altar* Are you ready to be sacrificed my love?

charmanderxerneas

Ok huggy :3 :3 :3 *doesn’t resist because i trust and love you :3*

hugthestorm

*picks up ritual knife* The Lord of moose shall devour your soul and inhabit your body so that he may walk the earth. Doesn’t that sound fun?

charmanderxerneas

I cant wait for m’lord to eat me soul like a cookie

hugthestorm

*raises up ritual knife* Oh Lord of moose, I give you this sacrifice so that you may feast and use them to walk amongst the very mortals you feed on! *stabs you in heart*

charmanderxerneas

*literally dies*

hugthestorm

*waits patiently for you to come back as the Lord of moose*

jessesaurusrex

*sits back in lawn chair eating popcorn*

charmanderxerneas

*still dead*

hugthestorm

*still waiting*

charmanderxerneas

*coughs* I live