jessesaurusrex-blog1 asked:
spacebuggy-draws answered:
(thanks) Tbh I just want to steal everybody’s cookies and punch AND JUST YOU WATCH ME!!!
NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
QUICK WE GOTTA NOM ALL THE COOKS BEFORE HE GETS THEM!!!!!
*chokes on a cook*
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NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! SIKE!!! I GOT A SECRET STASH AND I’VE HIDDEN IT WHERE YOU’LL NEVER FIND IT!!!! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!
hiccup
Is the stash in yo base?
I’LL NEVER TELL YOU WHERE IT IS
AH HA! SO IT IS IN YO BASE?????????
I’LL NEVER TELL
YOU SOON WILL YOU SCUMMMMMM
*grabs Charm* AHA!! I HAVE CAPTURED YOUR LEADER!!! NOW I SHALL SACRIFICE THEM TO THE MOOSE GOD!! *disappears in a puff of smoke*
WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKK?????!?!?!?!?!??!?
*STARTS FLING OWN SHIT AND HOWLS LIKE A CHIMP*
*in a temple in the middle of nowhere. Is wearing a spooky ritual mask and has Charm tied to an altar* Are you ready to be sacrificed my love?
Ok huggy :3 :3 :3 *doesn’t resist because i trust and love you :3*
*picks up ritual knife* The Lord of moose shall devour your soul and inhabit your body so that he may walk the earth. Doesn’t that sound fun?
I cant wait for m’lord to eat me soul like a cookie
*raises up ritual knife* Oh Lord of moose, I give you this sacrifice so that you may feast and use them to walk amongst the very mortals you feed on! *stabs you in heart*
*literally dies*
*waits patiently for you to come back as the Lord of moose*
*sits back in lawn chair eating popcorn*
*still dead*
*still waiting*
*coughs* I live
YES! THE RITUAL HAS WORKED!! WELCOME TO THE MORTAL PLANE MY LORD!
“Howdy
……*narrows eyes* I must not have done the ritual right…. *Grabs the big ol big with the ritual in it and starts reading it to find what I did wrong*
ayup you messed it up *noms a cookie*
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