embrace the truth canon barnham and phoenix were college bf’s pre dahlia in the art’s department
barnham manic panic’d phoenix’s hair bright blue and that was A Mistake but it was a funny mistake
phoenix insists barnham’s dog fucking hates him and barnham insists that he’s overreacting but it’s true, constantine fucking hates him and is as petty as it’s possible for a tiny white ball of fluff to be petty.