Prosecution’s office of Japanifornia, probably in the disbarred Phoenix era

[thefourthvulpix]

Sebastian: *Uses english correctly and nicely*

Ema: Wow, you’re vernacular’s improved!

Sebastian: (Suprise animation) Wait, that’s what vernacular means?

Ema: Yeah, to have a good vocabulary.

Sebastian: Oh, that makes more sense. I thought the vernacular was a sex organ.

Ema, Kay, Klavier: *Immediately stop what they’re doing*

Kay: *surpressing laughter*

Ema: Wait, say that again in full sentence?

Sebastian: To be honest, I… for years I thought that the word “vernacular” was the name of a sexual organ.

Kay: What would it be?

Klaiver: Maybe he didn’t know the real word for it?

Sebastian: I thought it would’ve been something like, “I got a cramp in my vernacular.”

Ema: “A cramp in your venacular.”

Kay: *open laughter*

Klavier: Suck on my vernacular!

Ema: Sebastian, did you ever read that Sex ED book that Mr. Shields got you? Because you might need to.