so @doggythefabdog2017 made a dhmis drawing thing where you go to a random object generator and make the first thing you get into a teacher

i got a box of tissues and

it just inspired tf out of me and i had to 

so this is the medicine crew™

the healthy band but worse at what they do

they teach abt sickness and how viruses enter the body and how to cure it

Tissue box

- male

- sick

- all the time

- speaks really drowsily and sniffles/coughs a lot

- doesn’t want to be here

- probably hates you

- “goshdarn teenage graffiti rap music”

Needle

- male

- incredibly gay

- wears a nurse hat sometimes 

- the only one w arms

- usually the leader

- is constantly injecting yellow

- sings the most

- tries to cheer up tissuebox and always fails 

Pill Jar and Pill

- jar: female

- pill: nb 

-  can telepathically move pills and uses this ability to shove them down students’ throats 

- most of jar’s pills aren’t anthropomorphic but this one pill (Pill) can move and make little noises despite not having a face or limbs

- is the definition of rebecca sloan 

- think of sketch but w a heartier voice

Fanart: um yes

Ship: lmao sure i just want needle to be in a relationship really bad l y -

i’m not really an oc person so don’t expect to see them often

bbye