Miles: Could you explain Santa to me again, dad
Gregory: Well, he’s an older fellow that comes down through the chimney and leaves presents for kids and adults-
Miles: That’s breaking and entering
Gregory: uh
Miles: When I grow up, I’m suing Santa
Gregory: um
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Neither. I heavily regret writing that stupid list when I was younger because everyone seems to think it’s canon now. I had no real thought in mind, I was just like “hm let’s assign everyone an age that seems right”. By no means is it correct. I do not headcanon it and I do not agree with it.
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