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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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This occurred to me just now-

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Miles: Could you explain Santa to me again, dad
Gregory: Well, he’s an older fellow that comes down through the chimney and leaves presents for kids and adults-
Miles: That’s breaking and entering
Gregory: uh
Miles: When I grow up, I’m suing Santa
Gregory: um