There is nothing in the desert- except rebellion! 

After a thousand leagues across the Sands that Hurt a lot- invader Skoodge found what the Glowing float aliens of planet Glowingfloaty 27 had wanted him to find. Himself. Within his squishy short body Skoodge found a tiny grain of hearty-meaty-things and it told him Many Great things! And rebellion. Standing underneath the biggest Glowing float alien- Skoodge wept with resolve! And also with the realisation he had to trek back a thousand leagues across the Sands that Hurt a lot.

So I re-uploaded in the version its supposed to be. My monitor has some serious issues. Still trying to figure it out.