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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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klapollo

klavier: hey no joke you wanna do something sometime

apollo: sorry i have a boyfriend

[4.75 hrs later in clay’s apartment]

clay: WHY DID YOU TELL HIM THAT

apollo: ?????? WE’RE DATING?????

clay: YOU COULDA FUCKED KLAVIER GAVIN

apollo: 

apollo: WH