Edgeworth’s Personality

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Expectation: Cold, cruel, arrogant, condescending, pretentious, has a stick up his ass, doesn’t know how to have fun

Reality: Giant fucking nerd who gets winded after running, carries spare cravats on him, total dad to everyone around him no matter if you’re older than him, speaking of Dad things: drove off without Gumshoe one time like a total fucking dad and realized it like 15 minutes later and turned around and came back for him, won a fucking staring contest with himself, also had a staring contest with probably a killer dog, Kay and Ray fucking bolting when said dog growled at them earlier and left Edgeworth behind, threatens Larry’s life for “impersonating” the Steel Samurai and liking it, yelled and pointed at an elephant that was repeatedly hitting Kay on the head as if that would do anything, constantly talks about Phoenix but refers to him as “that man” like a loser, dropped his prosecutor’s badge and didn’t want anyone to know about it, partially got strangled by his own cravat because a dog latched onto it and a little kid was trying to tug the dog off, gets super offended whenever his appearance is criticized and gets called old constantly (even nicknamed Gramps by Kay bye)