Phoenix: Now that Miles is back in Europe I’ve decided to present sketchy evidence in court, get disbarred, adopt a kid and become a cynical and aloof poker champ.
Maya: Why?
Phoenix: *shrugs* He’s 90% of my impulse control.
Anonymous asked:
thetgrodzblog answered:
Neither. I heavily regret writing that stupid list when I was younger because everyone seems to think it’s canon now. I had no real thought in mind, I was just like “hm let’s assign everyone an age that seems right”. By no means is it correct. I do not headcanon it and I do not agree with it.
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