Friend: hey Grace you know a lot about shipping right?
Me: yeah what fandom
Friend: undertale
Me: oh I’m new to that one I might not be the best person to ask
Friend: ill ask anyways. Are undyne and papyrus together?
Me: no undyne is dating alphys
Friend: what??
Me: yeah they admit it on the true pacifist run
Friend: ok how about mettaton and napstablook?
Me: no they’re cousins
Friend: (friend is a straight boy) what? I didnt know that. Mettaton is so cute though
Me: mettaton is a guy
Friend: WHAT?! That makes no sense!!
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