Edgeworth: I’d like to text my husband to tell him I’ll be coming home late tonight.

Klavier: Okay, but for security reasons, I get to craft the message. Let’s start with a pleasant greeting. How about, “Hello, honey”.

Edgeworth: You will not craft the message.

Klavier: Roger that. Honey’s wrong. How about “Hello, husband”. “Hello, sir”? You call each other sir?


[I watched the first season of Brooklyn 99 and nobody can’t convince me that this dialogue is not canon in the Ace Attorney universe :D]