“And if they make good on their threats? Take the three-day suspension, and while you’re sitting at home thinking about how naughty you’ve been, call the ACLU. Those civil rights lawyers love shit like this! And if you’re worried about getting into college, write your college entrance essay about why you walked out and what it taught you. Godless liberal academia loves shit like that!
REMINDER TO SENIORS: It’s February. If you are college-bound, your admissions stuff is probably already finished. Even more reason to tell Principal DoucheRocket to get bent!”
seriously - do it anyway
i almost got sent to detention for arriving 10 minutes late to my first class when i was protesting the westboro baptist church WHO CAME TO OUR SCHOOL because we had the highest count of lgbt students. the guard tried to get me for ‘harassment and spreading propaganda’ because i was holding a sign

















