Domesticity Memes

Put a ship in my ask box and I’ll tell you:

• big spoon/little spoon:
• favorite non-sexual activity:
• who uses all the hot water:
• most trivial thing they fight over:
• who does most of the cleaning:
• what has a season pass on their dvr/who controls the netflix queue:
• who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working:
• who steals the blankets:
• who leaves their stuff around:
• who remembers to buy the milk
• who remembers anniversaries:
• Who cooks normally?
• How often do they fight?
• What do they do when they’re away from each other?
• Nicknames for each other?
• Who is more likely to pay for dinner?
• Who steals the covers at night?
• What would they get each other for gifts?
• Who kissed who first?
• Who made the first move?
• Who remembers things?
• Who started the relationship?
• Who cusses more?
• What would they do if the other was hurt?