Miles Edgeworth: hates defense attorneys… at first

Franziska von Karma: hates foolish defense attorneys

Godot: hates defense attorneys named Phoenix Wright

Klavier Gavin: hates defense attorneys who don’t flirt back

Simon Blackquill: doesn’t hate defense attorneys but likes the screams they make

Nahyuta Sahdmadhi: really REALLY hates defense attorneys like it’s fuckin unhealthy how much

Zacharias Barnham: hates it when defense attorneys have to teach him what “logic” is

Shi-Long Lang: hates… prosecutors?

Justine Courtney: hates Detective Gumshoe

Sebastian Debeste: just really needs a hug