So on New Year’s Eve my brother challenged me to a triple rotation battle in ORAS. Now I had only just gotten the game on Christmas so I wasn’t anywhere close to beating the game and my pokemon were seriously under leveled. However since the pokemon are just automatically bumped to lvl 50 for the battle I figured, eh why not?

HOWEVER my brother decides to pull a dick move and has his entire party be NOTHING BUT FULLY TRAINED LEGENDARY POKEMON. TWO OF WHICH WERE PRIMAL GROUDON AND MEGA RAYQUAZA.

His legendary team completely destroyed my first 5 pokemon.

I was down to my very last pokemon, a Lombre I had named Skip.

I decided I was gonna lose anyway, but I wasn’t gonna go down without a fight.

So I used Teeter Dance, which is a move that confuses the opponent’s pokemon. Doesn’t do any damage tho.

LITERALLY EVERY SINGLE POKEMON HE HAD KILLED ITSELF. NOT A ONE ACTUALLY ATTACKED SKIP.

I WON THE BATTLE.

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN I GIVE YOU

SKIP THE SLAYER OF LEGENDS