So I noticed this while playing Alpha Sapphire today and???
Who the fuck is confusing this gross, green, giant lily pad monster for their child??? It walks on its freakishly long arms and has a fucking beak?? Who looks at that and goes, “Ah yes, my human eyes with human eyesight are telling me that is a human child. A normal human child. All human children are disgusting plant monsters.”
“Come along little Timmy, it’s time to leave the swamp and go home!”
“Lommmm”
“Now, now little Timmy. What have we said about using our words?”
What the fuck Lauren??? That is not Timmy. That is clearly some sort of an abomination. Get some fucking glasses Lauren. Clearly there is a problem if you look at this and see a human child . Leave the nice plant monstrosity in the swamp where it belongs and go learn what your fucking son looks like??? Or just what any tiny human looks like???
















