[somewhat-human--mostly-bitter]

capcom: hey look, ace attorney fans!! miles edgeworth helps out in the last case of our new game!!!

80% of the fans: unacceptable. where are the characters that haven’t finished their development? where are the side characters that we haven’t had closure for? can we talk about the dangerous spy organization that never g–

my dumb ass: [slamming a fistful of dollar bills on the table] WANNA FUCK MY WIFE TOO??