fanon simon blackquill: the comically serious weeaboo who unironically loves anime and has literally never cracked a joke in his life
canon simon blackquill:
- forces the judge to give the opening statement for no reason other than that he thinks it’s funny
- constantly laughs at his own stupid jokes, some of which are about his own impending execution
- jokes about being a convict even after he’s released from prison
- snaps his handcuffs and threatens everyone with murder just to see their reactions
- straight up walks out in the middle of a trial because the witness said something stupid and he was tired of the bullshit
- is japanese and therefore cannot be a weeaboo
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