fanon simon blackquill: the comically serious weeaboo who unironically loves anime and has literally never cracked a joke in his life

canon simon blackquill:

• forces the judge to give the opening statement for no reason other than that he thinks it’s funny
  
• constantly laughs at his own stupid jokes, some of which are about his own impending execution
  
• jokes about being a convict even after he’s released from prison
  
• snaps his handcuffs and threatens everyone with murder just to see their reactions
  
• straight up walks out in the middle of a trial because the witness said something stupid and he was tired of the bullshit
  
• is japanese and therefore cannot be a weeaboo