OOOOHHHHHHHHHH
HE’S A FROZEN TREAT WITH AN ALL NEW TASTE
‘CAUSE HE CAME TO THIS PLANET FROM OUTER SPACE
A REFUGEE FROM AN INTERSTELLAR WAR
BUT NOW HE’S AT YOUR LOCAL GROCERY STORE
COOKIE CAT! HE’S A PET FOR YOUR TUMMY!
COOKIE CAT! HE’S SUPER-DUPER YUMMY
COOKIE CAT! HE LEFT HIS FAMILY BEHIND!
Ooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
(I bet that’s the biggest foreshadowing)
WHY!?