Mr. Mime is a friend and I love him but you can't deny that he's a little creepy

Yes, yes I can deny that and I have been denying that for 19 years. 

Exhibit A:

Originally posted by sudowoodo

Look how much fun he’s having sweeping that little spot on the grass (no one tell him there’s no point in sweeping grass he’s so happy).

Exhibit B:

Ready to make some healthy snacks.

Exhibit C:

Originally posted by hebihime

As soon as it looks like it’s going to rain he immediately runs out to protect Ash’s mom (fuck Professor Oak though I guess idk) but look at his little face looks how concerned he is that she might get rained on.

Exhibit D:

Enjoying a refreshing spring breeze.

Exhibit E:

Originally posted by rewatchingpokemon

Munch munch munch 

There’s more evidence but I can’t make gifs for my life so we’ll have to leave it there for now. 

Conclusion: Mr. Mime is a friend who just likes helping people and being happy and does not deserve this slander.