Anonymous asked:

Knickle if you're still doing it?

quirkity-doo answered:

• big spoon/little spoon: Oooh, they switch it up. They both really love holding each other. 
• favorite non-sexual activity: Video Games
• most trivial thing they fight over: Video Games. 
• who uses all the hot water? Pickle
• who does most of the cleaning: Neither of them care about cleanliness, like, at all. If they’re planning to have anyone over, even for like five minutes, they go on a frantic cleaning spree in order to make it seem like they are truly Functional Adults.
• what has a season pass on their dvr/who controls the netflix queue: Knife
• who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working: Pickle.
• who steals the blankets: Knife is the ultimate blanket thief 
• who leaves their stuff around: They both do but Pickle more-so. 
• who remembers to buy the milk? Pfft, Milk? You think these two Disaster Bis* drink milk? Please. This is a mountain dew household. 
• *To clarify, Pickle is a disaster bi, Knife is a disaster pan
• who remembers anniversaries: Knife.
• Who cooks normally? Surprisingly, Pickle can cook really well so he usually cooks. He’s trying to teach Knife, too. 
• How often do they fight? Not often. Pickle is really laid back and Knife’s jerk status is kind of a front. 
• What do they do when they’re away from each other? Knife has his Dora doll, Pickle 
• Nicknames for each other? They use babe a lot. Pickle likes to call Knife “sharp guy.” Knife likes to call Pickle “reject cucumber” in public while in private he calls him “sweetie” and “love” and “honey.”
• Who is more likely to pay for dinner? Knife always insists on paying. 
• Who steals the covers at night? See above
• What would they get each other for gifts? They get each other really stupid shit a lot, like stupid mugs and t shirts and other gag gifts. Knife also gets Pickle flowers, but don’t tell anyone. 
• Who kissed who first? Pickle was taking up the whole couch, as usual. He seemed to be in a low mood. Knife sidled up to him and asked what’s wrong. “It’s just Taco,” he said. “I didn’t matter to her at all and it makes me wonder if- sorry, this is so stupid- if I matter to anyone, y’know.” He turned his head away, but Knife grabbed him, cupping his cheeks. “It’s not stupid,” he said quietly. “And you matter to me.” They aren’t sure who kissed who first, they just both leaned in until their lips met.  
• Who made the first move? Pickle. He’s surprisingly flirty. 
• Who remembers things? Knife
• Who started the relationship? They were in a sort of relationship for a while, making out, napping together, going on mock-dates, but they weren’t together, not officially. Pickle finally asked him if he wanted to go steady, Knife laughed and asked who says “go steady” anymore, and then Knife said yes. 
• Who cusses more? Oh that’s hard to tell. Probably Knife, since he’s easier to get riled up.
• What would they do if the other was hurt? Knife gets hurt pretty rarely with his solid build, but when he does, Pickle knows how to take care of him. Knife is a big softy and Pickle is significantly easier to hurt, being a vegetable and all,  so Knife kind of panics when something happens to him.