PHOENIX: Nice work, Apollo!
APOLLO: Great. Thanks, Dad.
EVERYONE: *silent and staring at him*
APOLLO: Why is everyone staring at me?
ATHENA: You just called Mr. Wright ‘Dad’. You said ‘thanks dad’.
APOLLO: What? No I didn’t. I said 'thanks man’.
PHOENIX: Do you see me as a father figure, Apollo?
APOLLO: No! If anything i see you as a bother figure. because you’re always bothering me!
TRUCY: Hey! Show our father some respect!
APOLLO: I didn’t call him dad!
PHOENIX: No, no. Apollo, I take it as a compliment.
MAYA: It’s not a big deal. I called Franziska mom once and she’s my fiancée.
APOLLO: Guys, jump on that. Miss Fey has psycho-sexual issues!
ATHENA: Old news. But you calling Mr. Wright “daddy”.
APOLLO: Hey, “daddy” is not on the table here!
RANDOM CLIENT: Well, you did call him dad, dude.
APOLLO: You shut up. You’ve done nothing but lie since you got here.
RANDOM CILENT: Okay, I was lying about the hold-up, but the daddy thing that happened.
APOLLO: Ah-ha. He admitted the alibi was a lie. All part of my crazy, devious plan.
PHOENIX: I believed you–
APOLLO: Thank you.
PHOENIX: –son. You want to talk about it later over a game of catch?
APOLLO: … … … I’d like that.
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