PHOENIX: Nice work, Apollo!

APOLLO: Great. Thanks, Dad.

EVERYONE: *silent and staring at him*

APOLLO: Why is everyone staring at me?

ATHENA: You just called Mr. Wright ‘Dad’. You said ‘thanks dad’.

APOLLO: What? No I didn’t. I said 'thanks man’.

PHOENIX: Do you see me as a father figure, Apollo?

APOLLO: No! If anything i see you as a bother figure. because you’re always bothering me!

TRUCY: Hey! Show our father some respect!

APOLLO: I didn’t call him dad!

PHOENIX: No, no. Apollo, I take it as a compliment.

MAYA: It’s not a big deal. I called Franziska mom once and she’s my fiancée.

APOLLO: Guys, jump on that. Miss Fey has psycho-sexual issues!

ATHENA: Old news. But you calling Mr. Wright “daddy”.

APOLLO: Hey, “daddy” is not on the table here!

RANDOM CLIENT: Well, you did call him dad, dude.

APOLLO: You shut up. You’ve done nothing but lie since you got here.

RANDOM CILENT: Okay, I was lying about the hold-up, but the daddy thing that happened.

APOLLO: Ah-ha. He admitted the alibi was a lie. All part of my crazy, devious plan.

PHOENIX: I believed you–

APOLLO: Thank you.

PHOENIX: –son. You want to talk about it later over a game of catch?

APOLLO: … … … I’d like that.