somewhat-human--mostly-bitter
my AA7 pitch:

edgeworth reveals to phoenix that he thought they’ve been casually dating ever since phoenix defended him in court

milesedgeworthchoosesdeath

then phoenix agrees and the two don’t make a big deal about it

slaprod-jones

edgeworth: i’ve gathered all of you here today because—

phoenix: WE’RE ENGAGEd

[athena and apollo groan very loudly and each hand a wad of cash to franziska, who smiles serenely as maya shouts “YEET!”]

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